Picture this: You wake up from a not-so-restful sleep (waking several times to pee, discomfort, insomnia) and keep your eyes closed for a few seconds. You finally get up the energy to heave yourself out of bed and as soon as you do, a sharp TWINGE of pain hits you in the crotch. You stop for a few seconds to let it pass and get your bearings to stand up. You take your first few steps of the day (toward the bathroom, obviously). Ouch… ouch... ouch… each step causing echoes of